are you feeling it now mr.krabs?
lightness-n-darkness:

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aesthecia:


(via 500px / Grand Canyon by Joe Barnett)

surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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(Source: surprisebitch, via dutchster)

nym-pho-mania:

Sensual love blog ❤❤
lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via thelazykorean)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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(via coluring)

nym-pho-mania:

Sensual love blog ❤❤

Mildly sexual blog ♥